So its 1991, and by now im well into wanking. My favourite bird is sinitta, she does it for me, the hours weve spent together, me licking the cover of 'so macho' on 7 inch, with my still growing 7 inch in hand. While she stares at me, gagging for some lambchop.
All I'll say for now is, SHE GOT SOME! It was my first and last inter racial experience, and it was awesome. This was also around the time I progressed into 12 inches! seriously.
I would spend many a night with my hands carressing two round black things. flicking with my fingers, and tweaking here and there. Heaven.
Soon after this, I decided to explore the female bodies of many women, and have stickied up most brands of sunday magazine. Often I would find myself staring at the top shelf in Londons, but knowing Id never be able to buy one, so id always settle for the plain janes, usually found in TV quick or whatever the 1991 version was called.
I soon discovered that pam and her five sisters couldnt satisfy me, so i started playing away, there was a rumour that i was shagging reddy beddy teddy, this was not true, i used to use the whole beteween the teddys legs to hide stuff, but that was it! I did however, regularly place my sock between the mattress and the divan base, this got some stick, I can tell you!
Anyway, thats this chapter done for now, were fastforwarding some time now, I wont say what year cos then youll all know I was far too old when I lost my REAL virginity. So it will be 199? , thats all.